How else are you supposed to ask someone if they want to get pizza and bang?Instead, it’ll be more of a, “Hey, wanna grab a drink after work” type of thing and then you’ll Uber there separately and have to awkwardly find each other in the bar and depending on how it goes, maybe get food after a couple of drinks, and then Uber home separately, and yes he is 100% leaving you alone on the sidewalk if his Uber shows up first. ): a large majority of them are still paying for the first date.

So unless you want to move back to Boston or up to Portland (which, hey, maybe you do), you’re probably going to be heart broken in one year.

On the flip side though, for every person who moves away, a new one moves here.

Oh, did you think you actually had a date tonight just because the person you asked out said “maybe?

” Welcome to SF where “maybe” means “no” and “yes” means “maybe” and the only way your date is ever going to actually happen is if you have a reservation at Lazy Bear and/or the person has no better offers. Definitely don’t get attached to anyone you date in San Francisco because no one who moves to San Francisco actually stays in San Francisco.

Maybe you’re pretty great with a lot of promise and the potential to make someone millions, but that doesn’t mean your date wants to actually download you.

And even if they do, it doesn’t mean they’ll ever open you because OOOH SHINY THING OVER THERE.

So you’ll probably meet someone new, like, immediately.

But then again, why should they since the women in SF seemingly don’t care?

Basically, your date views you like an app that’s in beta.